Throw something at the next poster v1

*throws Mars*

*throws the Sun* :P

A worthy opponent!
*throws Betelgeuse*

*throws the Small Magellenic Cloud*

Be careful throwing them Red Supergiant stars, they could explode on you...

D:
*ignores and throws a baby kitten*...!

O_O

OMFG!!!!
*catches the kitten and cuddles with it*

*tosses trashcan*

*bats the trashcan back and throws a full garbage bag*

*is covered* >:(

*throws Jewel of Four Souls*

*catches it and keeps it*

Thank you. Now I can become a full demon. >:D

*throws grenade* are demons impervious to explosions?

Explosions are what wakes me up in the morning!

*bats the grenade back*

*catches grenade*
*tapes a puppy to it*

*throws puppy-grenade to the next poster*


now you must make a choice.
catch the grenade, save the puppy, and get blown up since there's not enough time to throw the grenade back.
or let the grenade keep flying, thus letting the puppy-grenade explode in midair.

=w=
(likes kittens/cats better anyways.)

*pulls out a bowl of stew and sits down to watch the flying puppy (pieces) show thats about to begin*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMqTat4dUoY

Spoiler:

LOL!

well, that plan failed.

*throws a possessed bunny to the next poster*

the beauty of it being possessed is that it'll keep nibbling on you, which you think is cute, till it draws blood... and keeps nibbling... and nibbling... and nibbling... ^^

"Brother Maynard, bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!"
*chanting is heard as the Holy Hand Greande of Antioch is brought forth*
"Aremaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9 to 21"
"And St. Antioch raised the Hand Grenade up on high saying "Oh Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade, thhat with it, Thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast on the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and entrails, and routands, and breakfast cereals, and fruitbats..."
"Skip a bit Brother."
"And the Lord spake, saying, "First, thou shall take out the Holy Pin. Then, Thou shall count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shall count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four, thou shall not count, nor thou shall count two, except then shall proceed to three. Five, is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, the lobbest thou Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch torwards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
"Amen"
"Alright!" *pulls pin* "One, two, five"
"Three Sir!!"
"THREE!!!"
*throws the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at your cute, although posessed, bunny*

*bunny and grenade collide in midair*
*bunny is blown to bits*

*throws old television set to the next poster.*

*catches old TV, hooks up a DVD player to it, and starts watching all kinds of Yuri goodness!*

*throws popcorn at the next poster*

*catches popcorn and goes to join ADD in watching yuri*

*throws a rotten apple at the next poster*

Be thankful, today, it's yuri... tomorrow might be yaoi.

*throws yaoi*

*catches the yaoi and pops it into best friends DVD player*
(he hates yaoi...*
<_<
>_>
*superglues the DVD player closed*

*throws a catgirl*

*catches and keeps for later*
*throws panties*

*throws...uh...ME!*