Stupid questions, cretin answers

Ok, the game is this. You do a stupid question and the next person post a cretin answer for that question, then s/he writes another stupid question, did you get it? xD

It's just for fun. No flame others, just answer making fun of the person :P

Example:

"Is the sky blue?"
"Noo, it's red, you're daltonic!"


Yes, a dummy example.


Ok now my question:

"Is Miku a singer?"

"no, shes a vocaloid, you lolicon." xD

"am i an ignis?"

"You're an umbra" ^^

"Do siscons loves sisters?"

"yes, in THAT way xDDD"

"What is a sister?"

It's the opposite of your brother... >_<

Why am I here? -_-;

Erm... If you don't know how Am I supposed to know?

Why there are icons over here?

To make you ask questions...

Why does the guy above me have a girl for an avatar?